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You're not a “Starving Artist,” You're an Influencer
It's no longer chic nor gothic to dedicate your life to a craft when your craft is fueled by short-term success.

Harper Glassgold '27
Oct 274 min read


Recess to Résumés: Are We Preparing for College Too Soon?
College pressure doesn’t start with applications. For many students, it begins years earlier with grades, comparison, and the fear of falling behind.

Zoey Boyce '30
Oct 266 min read


Why You Need to Start Potassium-Maxxing
Does it seem like more and more of your classmates are drinking coconut water and bringing bananas to class? They are taking part in a lifestyle called “Potassium-Maxxing” — and you should too. Below are five reasons why increasing your potassium intake will heavily benefit your daily life. Better than Celcius Have you ever considered maybe you're not really sleep deprived, maybe you're just lacking some good ol’ potassium? An electrolyte deficiency can lead you to feel fati

Sophia Roh ‘28
Mar 272 min read


How To Get a Girl at New Roads
These tips have a 100% success rate. New Roads School is showing an all-time low of romantic relationships on campus. The reasons for this are unknown, but the solution is right here on The Jaguardian. These tips are bound to help your sad single life. And if they don't, sorry to say, you're a lost cause. Tip One: In hopes you are reading this with a girl in mind, we are going to get right into it. The brain has many emotional counterparts, so why not use them to our advanta

Alia Asher '28
Mar 272 min read


Don't Stereotype Me
African Americans are constantly stereotyped based on narratives from years ago. Why? A stereotype is a belief about a group of people that is misrepresented or over-exaggerated to the point that it becomes harmful. For centuries, African Americans have been stereotyped in ridiculous ways, from what they eat to how they talk. This made me question whether these stereotypes have any truth to them or if they just come from ignorance. One of the most common stereotypes I hear i

Kyleigh Butler '29
Feb 204 min read


Op-Ed: 2026 is the new 2016?
Twas’ was the year of Pokémon Go, Snapchat filters (especially the dog filter – still a fan a decade later), Drake, and Stranger Things. But beyond chokers and trends, 2016 was a time when the future still felt open. Today, we live with a constant sense of dread; we carry stress on our shoulders instead of animal hats on our heads (IYKYK). 2016 was the peak area of social media just before being on social media turned into doom scrolling. Back then, you could simply log off

Mia Attie '26
Feb 202 min read


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