Singer’s Zingers

A list of some of the best (and worst) insults I have received.

Insults: We all have gotten them, from joking friends, not-joking ex friends, family members, peers, siblings, even teachers from time to time. And yes, they can hurt you, but as we grow, they’re only something to look back at and laugh at. (like, seriously some of these suck) We should never take insults too seriously in the grand scheme of life, so, for that reason, I decided to share the following insults I have received over the past year.

“The 80’s called, they want their jean jacket back.”

“You’re short. HAHA” – Jack Adams

“If you want to debate, go back to debate class.”

“You need to act more like your brother.”

“You dress like a fake emo.” – My dad

“There’s this one actor and his hair constantly looks like a mop, that’s what you look like.”

“What? I can’t insult Gemma! She’s perfect. (I know you’re lying )

“If you had all that money, what would you spend it on? Dogs? HA”

“I HATE you.”

*Disclaimer: this article’s goal is laughter, not sadness…hopefully!