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Aesthetic Ethnostate: The Very Real Pipeline From 2020 Animal Crossing Player to Brutal Fascist Dictator
The very same people who were once dominating TikTok for-you pages with their ‘cutecore Animal Crossing islands’ have now become fascist figureheads, a trend that experts cite as both common and inevitable. 2020: a time marked by isolation, tragedy, and most universally experienced of all, boredom. With nowhere to go and most non-essential face-to-face interaction being discouraged, much of the nation found itself in an odd position. With these constraints in mind, some began

Rowan Wiley '27
Mar 273 min read


The Female Manipulator
Watch out for these 10 warning signs… trust me, I would know. Now, the main talk of the town (the internet) is all about the male manipulator and what makes someone one. Like if a guy tells you his favorite film is Fight Club or Donnie Darko, then you should run. Or if he listens to Radiohead or some other whiny guys in a band. But honestly, what I believe we fail to address as a society is what to look out for in a female manipulator. Because they exist, they are vicious, an

Layla Kolahi '27
Mar 274 min read


Inside the Minds of the Generation Who Have Never Touched Grass
By Arden Bevilacqua ‘29 and Kyleigh Butler ‘29 Born between 2010 and 2024, Gen Alpha is the largest generation in history, and the least understood. Generation Alpha is the first generation to grow up completely immersed in the internet. Many adults, and even Gen Z, call them a “confused generation.” Unlike most, Gen Alpha's earliest memories are iPads, smart watches, and generally online. Most experts agree that Gen Alpha's online habits have shaped them into the dysregul

Arden Bevilacqua '29
Mar 272 min read


Behind Twindr: The Genius Dating App
The story behind the once extremely popular dating app for twins. Genius Stanford dropout Jack Dorfman was unemployed and living in his mom’s basement. When Jack and his MIT dropout friend Leo La Kolahi met to play Genshin Impact, they realized a gap in the market. Twins have no dating app experience. Dorfman used his Stanford engineering skills and Kolahi’s MIT computer science skills to begin creating their patent. Thousands of twins were interviewed to create a perfect an

Jack Dorfman '28
Mar 272 min read


Fitness App Sends Passive-Aggressive Notification: “Still Sitting?”
The story of a man completely demoralized by his digital “coach”. At 3:20pm on a beautiful sunny Monday (that already felt discouraging because it meant that another week of work was beginning) local sales assistant Jose Walden received a notification from his fitness app 10k Step that would change the course of his afternoon. “Still sitting?” his app asked. Walden felt that the “question mark was doing a lot of emotional damage.” Sources say that Walden stood up to assert d

Ella Grimberg '28
Mar 273 min read


Why You Need to Start Potassium-Maxxing
Does it seem like more and more of your classmates are drinking coconut water and bringing bananas to class? They are taking part in a lifestyle called “Potassium-Maxxing” — and you should too. Below are five reasons why increasing your potassium intake will heavily benefit your daily life. Better than Celcius Have you ever considered maybe you're not really sleep deprived, maybe you're just lacking some good ol’ potassium? An electrolyte deficiency can lead you to feel fati

Sophia Roh ‘28
Mar 272 min read


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