In the first installment of the hidden gems subsection in my food column, I grace you, dear reader, with maybe the best, definitely the...

Senior Katie Contreras and her father Armando Contreras swap New Roads lives, one as a student, the other as a facilities worker. For the...

The Jaguardian’s first-ever anonymous post! Regardless of how this is published, my identity as the New Roads Serial Shi**er cannot be...

Has Subway taken the Sub way too far?  In the middle of California, along the Interstate 5 and surrounded by the pungent smell of death from the nearby Harris Ranch (which can contain up to 120,000 cattle at a time for perspective), lies a gas station, and more relevantly, a Subway. Throughout the U.S, this seems to be a common image. Chances are, if you’ve taken a roadtrip in the U.S, you’ve seen something along these lines plenty of times, and maybe even noted just how comm

With spring break approaching, most of us are getting ready to enjoy a couple of weeks munching on our favorite snacks, watching our...

Why and how do we form opinions on this seemingly useless argument? Subconsciously, colors can affect our thoughts and provoke certain emotions. That ability is often illustrated in marketing and how companies use colors to bring out an intended reaction. Blue is a dependable, soothing color, while red is an energizing color that conveys strong emotions of love or fear. People marketing a product may have to be careful about their color choices for a better effect, but how do

Exploring the obstacles in accommodating disabled students. The 7.3 million disabled students in the US made up 15% of all students enrolled in the public school system last year. As that number climbs, an increasing number of students need accommodations to stay at the level of their peers.  In 2021, people without disabilities earned a median of $40,948, while people with disabilities earned $28,438 . As the number of students with disabilities increases, a need for accommo

From Michael B. Jordan to Pete Davidson, thousands of people are constantly crushing on famous men, freshman Lucy Dehnert takes it upon...

After four years of debates and hypotheticals over winners, this New Roads senior finally decides on a champion.  Disclaimer: The...

The observations of an L.A. teen visiting a deep-south National Park gateway town. My family and I went on vacation to Tennessee this...

The neighborhoods of Los Feliz and Silverlake offer multiple historic landmarks, as well as fun things to do.  As summer approaches, many...

Test your knowledge of these identically-named geographic locations by playing this Jeopardy-styled game and determining which Georgia is...

A list of everything that I am scared of.  1. The Phantom of the Opera . In the movie, there’s this scene where the masked musical genius...

Jack Adams Investigates the Great Girl Scout Cookie Shortage of 2022. Anyone who knows me, knows I do not get excited about much. “You...

Elephantologists from around the world have discovered a new phenomenon: the premeditated self-removal of the tusk, presumably to prevent local poachers from utilizing methods with higher collateral damage.

After a week of in person classes, one senior knows that there’s no place like home…. there’s no place like home… there’s no place..

Despite widespread concern, the latest form of mind control from Overlord Bill Gates may actually lead to many good results.

The Fairness in Women’s Sports Act is designed to keep sporting cisgendered. It may start going between the legs to make sure. 

A local woman researches ingredients, shops for, and cooks spaghetti bolognese. 

In America, having unhoused people, sheltered or unsheltered, can drop the values of nearby properties and landowners are reacting.