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Georgia or Georgia?
Test your knowledge of these identically-named geographic locations by playing this Jeopardy-styled game and determining which Georgia is...
Bella Carbonari '23
May 8, 20231 min read
“The Only Thing We Have to Fear is Fear Itself”: Lies!
A list of everything that I am scared of. 1. The Phantom of the Opera . In the movie, there’s this scene where the masked musical genius...

Amina Hasanovic '25
May 8, 20235 min read
Cookie-Gate
Jack Adams Investigates the Great Girl Scout Cookie Shortage of 2022. Anyone who knows me, knows I do not get excited about much. “You...
Jack Adams
Feb 22, 20224 min read


Satire Issue: Elephants Develop “Detusking” Ritual Amidst Rise in Poaching
Elephantologists from around the world have discovered a new phenomenon: the premeditated self-removal of the tusk, presumably to prevent local poachers from utilizing methods with higher collateral damage.
Ben Wasson
May 11, 20212 min read
Satire Issue: Screen Slaver
After a week of in person classes, one senior knows that there’s no place like home…. there’s no place like home… there’s no place..
Lola Newman '21
May 11, 20212 min read


Satire Issue: A Brave New Vaccine
Despite widespread concern, the latest form of mind control from Overlord Bill Gates may actually lead to many good results.
Mihret Melaku '21
May 11, 20216 min read


Satire Issue: “Think of the Children!” – Meet the Adults who are Legally Sanctioned to Stare At Your Kids’ Genitalia!
The Fairness in Women’s Sports Act is designed to keep sporting cisgendered. It may start going between the legs to make sure.
Jacob Witt '21
May 11, 20213 min read


Satire Issue: Woman Prepares Spaghetti Bolognese
A local woman researches ingredients, shops for, and cooks spaghetti bolognese.
Paige Homer
May 7, 20212 min read


Landowners Take Drastic Measures in Protecting Property Values from Homeless-induced Declines
In America, having unhoused people, sheltered or unsheltered, can drop the values of nearby properties and landowners are reacting.
Jacob Witt '21
Mar 22, 20215 min read


How Colonialism and Poverty Forced Madagascar to Reject COVID Vaccinations
“There is a long history that built distrust in general western decision making, that you have to assume exploitation in some way.”
Liam Waldman '22
Mar 22, 20218 min read
We Need to Stop Teaching 1984
George Orwell’s canonical classic fails to deliver in today’s English classrooms.
Nathalie Stefanov '23
Mar 22, 20217 min read


“Spring Breaker” Culture Threatens Return to Disaster
Through vaccinations and preventative efforts, America has finally begun a path of recovery after a full year of COVID-induced death and shutdowns. As Easter approaches, though, so does a seemingly innocuous phenomenon that may halt this revival: Spring Break.
Ben Wasson
Mar 22, 20214 min read


Gone Unseen?
Although Valassis’ ‘Have You Seen Me?’ ads are delivered to 60 million homes weekly, new-age technology has begun to make them...
Katherine Contreras '23
Mar 22, 20216 min read
Progressive Education: Is There a “Real World” After This?
udent-faced disparities and oppression. Progressive education should seek rightfully to divest from this concept.
Paige Homer
Mar 22, 20214 min read
A Letter to My Mom
Nobody, especially teenagers, needs to be told that everything is deep and dark right now.
Trinity Rock '21
Feb 2, 20214 min read


Signs of the Times
Lawn signs have always been a way to show those in your neighborhood what you believe in without direct face-to-face conversation.
Nathalie Stefanov '23
Feb 2, 20212 min read


Mozart in Quarantine
The stories of how the world of classical music has fared during the pandemic.
Mihret Melaku '21
Feb 2, 20218 min read


Exploring Oligarchy with MF DOOM, Hip Hop’s Most Crooked Social Critic
The rapper is best known for his mind-boggling rhyme schemes and literary technique, but hiding under layers of wordplay lies a deeper story
Ben Wasson
Feb 2, 20219 min read


Quarantine Escape Routes
How a home body has found a way to exit the premises, add to their step count and discover magical roots away from the rabble and the rubble
Lola Newman '21
Feb 2, 20212 min read
Screen Time: Cost vs. Comfort in the World of Online Therapy
COVID limitations have pushed many mental health services to a digital format, underscoring the challenges of receiving therapy during a nat
Lili Burrows '21
Feb 2, 20216 min read
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