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Some nights I put on my father’s chalk outline and teach it how to walk
What is a father, if not the first place you learn to run from? I grew up as a girl who rotated sleeping with her stuffed animals because...
Anonymous
Oct 30, 20242 min read
Boys/Girls like Boys/Girls
When someone says “Who do you like?” they don’t mean black or white, or tall or short, or what occupation they have, they mean boys or...
Anonymous
Oct 30, 20242 min read


Opinion: Ranking Trump’s False Claims From The Debate
Lying in politics might not be new but no one predicted this (Screenshot credit: ABC News) September’s presidential debate between Vice...

David Dar '26
Oct 30, 202413 min read
The Joy of Being Racially Ambiguous: Please Stop Asking
“What are you?” A favorite of strangers, peers, and just about anyone I’ve ever met, this innocent-seeming question makes me want to tear...
Anonymous
Oct 30, 20242 min read


Picking up the Cheques with Rex: Hidden Gems – Tacos al Vapor el Colimón
In the first installment of the hidden gems subsection in my food column, I grace you, dear reader, with maybe the best, definitely the...
Rex Podunovich '25
Oct 30, 20242 min read


Freaky Friday Hits the Contreras’
Senior Katie Contreras and her father Armando Contreras swap New Roads lives, one as a student, the other as a facilities worker. For the...
Katie Contreras '23
May 9, 20243 min read
The Best Places to Take a Big Dump on Campus, as Told By the New Roads Serial Pooper
The Jaguardian’s first-ever anonymous post! Regardless of how this is published, my identity as the New Roads Serial Shi**er cannot be...
Anonymous
May 9, 20242 min read


That’s a Lot of Sandwich Restaurants
Has Subway taken the Sub way too far? In the middle of California, along the Interstate 5 and surrounded by the pungent smell of death from the nearby Harris Ranch (which can contain up to 120,000 cattle at a time for perspective), lies a gas station, and more relevantly, a Subway. Throughout the U.S, this seems to be a common image. Chances are, if you’ve taken a roadtrip in the U.S, you’ve seen something along these lines plenty of times, and maybe even noted just how comm

David Dar '26
Apr 30, 20245 min read


Let’s Give a Break to Snacking
With spring break approaching, most of us are getting ready to enjoy a couple of weeks munching on our favorite snacks, watching our...
Mihret Melaku '21
Mar 23, 20246 min read


A Deeper Look Into Notebook Color Beef
Why and how do we form opinions on this seemingly useless argument? Subconsciously, colors can affect our thoughts and provoke certain emotions. That ability is often illustrated in marketing and how companies use colors to bring out an intended reaction. Blue is a dependable, soothing color, while red is an energizing color that conveys strong emotions of love or fear. People marketing a product may have to be careful about their color choices for a better effect, but how do

David Dar '26
Feb 28, 20244 min read


Picking Up the Cheques with Rex: The Jaguardian’s guide to L.A. eating
Sofia and I take on some trendy coffee shops to see if they’re legit, or just all aesthetics. Finding a cool coffee shop is very easy on the Westside. In fact, we have plenty of trendy cafés for aspiring content creators to catch up after bumping into one another at SoulCycle and being forced to make plans. However, after going to Australia over the summer where a great cup of coffee is, like, four bucks, and then returning to LA with its “Australian” style beachy cafés with
Rex Podunovich '25
Feb 26, 20247 min read


Regenerative Agriculture: A Movement
Regenerative agriculture could be key to combating climate change, but what exactly is it? Regenerative agriculture—the practice of revitalizing farmland with beneficial practices to reverse climate change—is becoming an international movement, making appearances in the COP conferences, movies, and on advertisements for big food companies—but what exactly is this promising form of farming and why are people so passionate about it? According to the Food and Agriculture Organi

Bodhi Milano '26
Feb 26, 20248 min read


Why All the Romance?
With almost every TV show or movie I watch, I see characters starting unnecessary relationships. TV shows often add subplots with romance that I find to be distracting or add surface level drama to the show. Because of the influence this media holds, many young people can feel pressured to be in a relationship or might misinterpret signals from their friends. A New Roads student shares a familiar story… “We were really good friends and I was like, ‘Wow, me and this guy are

Nava Stahl '24
Feb 26, 20244 min read


From Reform to Ruin: Investigating the Troubled Teen Industry
The grim reality behind wilderness therapy. Since the early 1960s, the troubled teen industry’s wilderness therapy camps have thrived amongst varying communities, despite constant criticism, lawsuits, and serious allegations of child abuse. Wilderness therapy camps have a long history of leaving their unwilling participants damaged beyond their original state, yet remain open with flourishing business. Worth billions of dollars, the troubled teen industry profits off abusing

Chloe Kolahi '25
Feb 26, 20245 min read


What Makes 5th Grade so Magical?
Close your eyes and try to picture your 5th-grade classroom. The loud yells, the scent of new crayons, and the endless amount of possibilities that lie ahead. But what is it about 5th grade that makes it such a special year? Whether it was your fifth-grade teacher, a specific class, memorable field trips, or just being the role model on campus, it’s seemingly universal that fifth grade was one of the best years of your life. First and foremost, fifth grade is considered the

Mia Attie '26
Feb 26, 20243 min read


Scientists Are Having a Whale of a Time With This Massive Cetacean
According to a recent study, a whale that lived 39 million years ago may be the largest animal to have ever lived. In 2010, a paleontologist named Mario Urbina discovered the first fossil of an ancient cetacean. It was later dubbed Perucetus colossus, the suffix due to its remarkable size (body mass) that, according to a recent study , may have climbed past that of a blue whale – which is considered to be the largest animal to have ever existed on Earth. Since the initial fin

Axel Scaramuzzi '27
Feb 26, 20244 min read


An Inclusive Education
Exploring the obstacles in accommodating disabled students. The 7.3 million disabled students in the US made up 15% of all students enrolled in the public school system last year. As that number climbs, an increasing number of students need accommodations to stay at the level of their peers. In 2021, people without disabilities earned a median of $40,948, while people with disabilities earned $28,438 . As the number of students with disabilities increases, a need for accommo

David Dar '26
Dec 12, 20234 min read


The ‘Three Types of Hot’ for Hollywood’s Heartthrobs of 2023
From Michael B. Jordan to Pete Davidson, thousands of people are constantly crushing on famous men, freshman Lucy Dehnert takes it upon...

Lucy Dehnert '26
May 9, 20232 min read


May Madness: The Class of 2023 Competes in a Series of Fights
After four years of debates and hypotheticals over winners, this New Roads senior finally decides on a champion. Disclaimer: The...
Marlee Turner '23
May 9, 20239 min read


Greetings From Gatlinburg
The observations of an L.A. teen visiting a deep-south National Park gateway town. My family and I went on vacation to Tennessee this...
Caroline Crain '23
May 9, 20234 min read
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