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How To Get a Girl at New Roads
These tips have a 100% success rate. New Roads School is showing an all-time low of romantic relationships on campus. The reasons for this are unknown, but the solution is right here on The Jaguardian. These tips are bound to help your sad single life. And if they don't, sorry to say, you're a lost cause. Tip One: In hopes you are reading this with a girl in mind, we are going to get right into it. The brain has many emotional counterparts, so why not use them to our advanta

Alia Asher '28
Mar 272 min read
Catch a Shooting Star… While You Can
Born to famous director J.J. Abrams, 23-year-old Singer/Songwriter, Gracie Abrams has been involved in the music industry since her life began, and is now gearing up to headline for Taylor Swift. In 2020, Abrams released her first EP, Minor . Due to lockdown, and the inability to tour, Abrams performed a series of bedroom shows via Zoom, which gave her the ability to dip her toes into touring. These bedroom shows were a way for her to not only grow her platform, but to give
Juliet Margolin, ‘26
Mar 15 min read


Teenagers Take Over the Capitol
Youth & Government delegates step into the role of lawmakers during Sacramento conference. This past weekend, Sacramento looked a little different. Instead of elected officials filling meeting rooms and debating bills, the California State Capitol was crowded with teenagers in fancy suits and name badges, hustling across the crowded hallways carrying folders and practicing speeches. At the Youth & Government Model Legislature & Court Conference, students from all across Calif

Arely Rodriguez '26
Feb 203 min read


The Evolution of Entertainment: The Super Bowl Halftime Show
Every year, people joke that they are only watching the Super Bowl for the halftime show. But how did it come to be, and does it really live up to the hype ? By the time halftime rolled around at Super Bowl LX, most viewers were looking for anything with life to compensate for the rather boring offensive performances by both teams in the first half. So, by the time Bad Bunny took the stage, it was a welcome relief to some to see the energy pick up. Though not all Super Bowls

Claire Demoff '26
Feb 203 min read


Op-Ed: From Jawlines to Eugenics, how streamer Clavicular is creating a new hierarchy of ‘alpha’ manhood
"Looksmaxxing" creators claim attraction is objective and biologically determined that echoes historical eugenics and racial hierarchy. In the process, they have revived a familiar logic about inherited worth. On a random TikTok that's come up on your feed or a Kick stream you happen to click on, you may come across a man explaining to you how you can “ascend”. He will describe how to change your bone density and “maximal projection”— obvious things everyone thinks about whe

Mimi Nikolic '26
Feb 205 min read


No Mom, My AI Girlfriend Loves Me!
Why are so many turning to AI for romantic and social interactions? In recent years, artificial intelligence has been in the spotlight with its hundreds of different functions and applications. It gives easy access to the entire internet with just a question, but research is far beyond the only use of the technology. Recently, many users have either found AI tools specifically built for relationships or turned tools like ChatGPT into tools for socializing. The very first A

Iago Parry '29
Feb 203 min read


Has America Entered Its Seventh Party System?
America has had numerous changes to its political ideals ever since the days of Washington. However, are we entering a new era of populist dominance, or is neo-liberalism still the dominating figure in American politics? The reelection of Donald Trump as President of the United States in 2024 was distinctive in that only once before had a President been reelected after losing an election as the incumbent office holder. With this arguably surprising turn of events, social sci

Philip Nazzal '27
Feb 205 min read


Memories and Mochi: A Venice Buddhist Temple New Year Tradition
My story of Mochi's cultural background, or Venice Buddhist Temple Gets Ready for Mochitsuki. Mochi is a traditional Japanese rice cake made from steamed glutinous rice flour. It is a delicious treat beloved by all, but do you know that there is so much more to it than its amazing texture and yummy taste? The Japanese Buddhist community at the Venice Buddhist Temple in Los Angeles has been making their own mochi once a year as part of a New Year's tradition. Every December,

Alia Asher '28
Feb 204 min read


How will Australia’s Social Media Ban Affect the United States?
Australia takes initiative on the issue of social media for minors, striking controversy. On November 28, 2024, Australia’s government passed a law called the Online Safety Amendment (Social Media Minimum Age) Bill 2024. It prohibits minors under 16 from having a social media account — and it raises questions on what social media limitations for minors here in the U.S could look like. The law came into effect on December 10, 2025. It requires social media platforms (such as Y

Sophia Roh ‘28
Feb 203 min read


Breaking Bias: Gender Inequality in Healthcare
How gender bias affects diagnosis and treatment, and what people are doing to fix it Despite advances in equality in healthcare, gender bias remains a large issue. This leads to misdiagnosis, unequal treatment, and overlooked symptoms - especially for women and non - binary individuals. However, there is a growing group of researchers and activists who are trying to address this issue, and people are pushing for a brighter future where medical care is truly equal and fair. G

Arden Bevilacqua '29
Feb 204 min read


Owning a dog can benefit many in significant ways
In a society plagued by increasing social and economic stressors as well as mental health challenges, dogs have taken an important role in our lives. For decades, dogs have been known to serve as loyal companions providing social, emotional and therapeutic benefits, and the research backs up this common understanding too. Owning a dog is extremely beneficial on multiple different health aspects of life. Research shows that having experienced living with a dog, people experie

Ella Grimberg '28
Feb 203 min read


Don't Stereotype Me
African Americans are constantly stereotyped based on narratives from years ago. Why? A stereotype is a belief about a group of people that is misrepresented or over-exaggerated to the point that it becomes harmful. For centuries, African Americans have been stereotyped in ridiculous ways, from what they eat to how they talk. This made me question whether these stereotypes have any truth to them or if they just come from ignorance. One of the most common stereotypes I hear i

Kyleigh Butler '29
Feb 204 min read


A History of Emo Music In Southern California
An abridged emo history by decade, subgenre, band, and scene. GLOSSARY : Post-Hardcore : a punk rock subgenre that emerged in the mid-1980s, retaining the raw intensity and aggression of hardcore punk while introducing more complex structures, experimentalism, and melodic elements. Emo : a genre of cathartic punk/alt rock music derived from the hardcore genre known for its personal lyricism, loud/soft dynamics, and occasionally twinkly guitar work which all follow a distinct

Jack Dorfman '28
Feb 204 min read


Op-Ed: 2026 is the new 2016?
Twas’ was the year of Pokémon Go, Snapchat filters (especially the dog filter – still a fan a decade later), Drake, and Stranger Things. But beyond chokers and trends, 2016 was a time when the future still felt open. Today, we live with a constant sense of dread; we carry stress on our shoulders instead of animal hats on our heads (IYKYK). 2016 was the peak area of social media just before being on social media turned into doom scrolling. Back then, you could simply log off

Mia Attie '26
Feb 202 min read


Balkan Kidz
In the Western Balkans – where long-standing issues, such as ethnic and religious tensions, lack of environmental sustainability, and corruption are prevalent – Balkan youths are responsible for creating a better future for themselves. Notorious for political instability, corruption, and bloody wars, the Balkans have been regarded as one of the most violent and problematic regions in the world. This southeastern European region, specifically the Western Balkans, currently gr

Amina Hasanovic '25
Feb 85 min read


When Great White Isn't So Great
Great White, a California-based restaurant chain, has recently faced allegations of racial discrimination against the Asian-American community following a viral video in late September. The restaurant Great White is well-known for its Pinterest-esque atmosphere and incredible menu items. The Australian-influenced all-day café is owned by Sam Trude and Sam Cooper. The first location opened in Venice in 2017, and following its immediate success in Venice, Great White opened a s

Mia Attie '26
Dec 9, 20252 min read


Sweets From the Streets with … Ruru?
Over the Thanksgiving break, I took trips down to Chinatown and explored local bakeries to try various holiday desserts from different cultures. Moon Cakes (Photograph: Ruru Chonzi) A traditional Chinese dessert, moon cakes are typically eaten during New Year's. I found a local bakery in Chinatown serving them, with a Lotus flavored one being one of the last ones left. I was very excited to try the Lotus flavor (with egg yolk), especially considering it’s one of moon cakes’ m

Ruru Chonzi '26
Dec 9, 20253 min read


AI Bubble Crash: Are we repeating the mistakes of 2000?
As more people put their faith in the experimental AI bubble, how close is it to causing a global recession? Throughout the 21st century, arguably, no invention has changed the way we view our digital world more than the introduction of AI, specifically large language models and AI chatbots. As our society becomes more digitized, investment in this revolutionary technology is likely to continue. However, will this investment be worth it to the consumer? Or will business repea

Philip Nazzal '27
Dec 9, 20254 min read


New Roads Fits
New Roads Fits, the once widely popular TikTok account, is now mostly unknown. What caused this drastic change? And is there a future in which the account is returned to its former glory? “Inclusive,” says Arden Bevilacqua. “Espressive,” says Zoya Ahmad. “Creative,” says Remy Myer. “Actual representation of the Jags,” says Madison Yvonne McMorrin-Watson. These are the words that come to mind when New Roads students think about the New Roads Fits TikTok account. New Roads Fi

Kyleigh Butler '29
Dec 9, 20252 min read


Wants & Wishes: Gift Guide 2025
The holidays are right around the corner, which means it's officially wishlist-making season. From fun gadgets to practical needs, here are some ideas that will make your list stand out. For many people, wishlists aren't just about stuff. They are a way of expression. But every so often, inspiration stalls, and deciding what to put on your wishlist becomes its own kind of puzzle. If that sounds familiar, or you just need extra inspiration, this guide will help you craft the

Arden Bevilacqua '29
Dec 9, 20253 min read
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