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My Trip to the West Bank
A Trip to The West Bank, Palestine Changes My Perspective In early July, three months before the events of October 7th, 2023, my family,...
Jack Dorfman
Oct 29, 20245 min read
Stop “Complimenting” My Body
Is it unusual that I can pinpoint the exact moment when I REALLY started to notice my body for the first time? It all started the summer...
Anonymous
Oct 29, 20242 min read


“Until My Death, I’m Bangladesh”
Even though Bangladesh has faded from the news, close monitoring of the situation is crucial for human rights and geopolitics as the...
Sam Cozolino '25
Oct 29, 20243 min read


Israeli Military Targets UN Peacekeepers in Lebanon
Israeli forces are being criticized for violating international law, as tensions mount over UNIFIL’s role in southern Lebanon. In a...
Sofia Locatelli
Oct 29, 20247 min read


Out of sight, Out of mind?
The people of New Roads share their thoughts on the school-wide in-class phone ban. This school year, New Roads has introduced a major...
Kim Morera Cuellar
Oct 29, 20244 min read
Some nights I put on my father’s chalk outline and teach it how to walk
What is a father, if not the first place you learn to run from? I grew up as a girl who rotated sleeping with her stuffed animals because...
Anonymous
Oct 29, 20242 min read
Boys/Girls like Boys/Girls
When someone says “Who do you like?” they don’t mean black or white, or tall or short, or what occupation they have, they mean boys or...
Anonymous
Oct 29, 20242 min read


Opinion: Ranking Trump’s False Claims From The Debate
Lying in politics might not be new but no one predicted this (Screenshot credit: ABC News) September’s presidential debate between Vice...

David Dar '26
Oct 29, 202413 min read
The Joy of Being Racially Ambiguous: Please Stop Asking
“What are you?” A favorite of strangers, peers, and just about anyone I’ve ever met, this innocent-seeming question makes me want to tear...
Anonymous
Oct 29, 20242 min read


Picking up the Cheques with Rex: Hidden Gems – Tacos al Vapor el Colimón
In the first installment of the hidden gems subsection in my food column, I grace you, dear reader, with maybe the best, definitely the...
Rex Podunovich '25
Oct 29, 20242 min read


Freaky Friday Hits the Contreras’
Senior Katie Contreras and her father Armando Contreras swap New Roads lives, one as a student, the other as a facilities worker. For the...
Katie Contreras '23
May 8, 20243 min read
The Best Places to Take a Big Dump on Campus, as Told By the New Roads Serial Pooper
The Jaguardian’s first-ever anonymous post! Regardless of how this is published, my identity as the New Roads Serial Shi**er cannot be...
Anonymous
May 8, 20242 min read


That’s a Lot of Sandwich Restaurants
Has Subway taken the Sub way too far? In the middle of California, along the Interstate 5 and surrounded by the pungent smell of death from the nearby Harris Ranch (which can contain up to 120,000 cattle at a time for perspective), lies a gas station, and more relevantly, a Subway. Throughout the U.S, this seems to be a common image. Chances are, if you’ve taken a roadtrip in the U.S, you’ve seen something along these lines plenty of times, and maybe even noted just how comm

David Dar '26
Apr 29, 20245 min read


Let’s Give a Break to Snacking
With spring break approaching, most of us are getting ready to enjoy a couple of weeks munching on our favorite snacks, watching our...
Mihret Melaku '21
Mar 22, 20246 min read


A Deeper Look Into Notebook Color Beef
Why and how do we form opinions on this seemingly useless argument? Subconsciously, colors can affect our thoughts and provoke certain emotions. That ability is often illustrated in marketing and how companies use colors to bring out an intended reaction. Blue is a dependable, soothing color, while red is an energizing color that conveys strong emotions of love or fear. People marketing a product may have to be careful about their color choices for a better effect, but how do

David Dar '26
Feb 28, 20244 min read


An Inclusive Education
Exploring the obstacles in accommodating disabled students. The 7.3 million disabled students in the US made up 15% of all students enrolled in the public school system last year. As that number climbs, an increasing number of students need accommodations to stay at the level of their peers. In 2021, people without disabilities earned a median of $40,948, while people with disabilities earned $28,438 . As the number of students with disabilities increases, a need for accommo

David Dar '26
Dec 12, 20234 min read


The ‘Three Types of Hot’ for Hollywood’s Heartthrobs of 2023
From Michael B. Jordan to Pete Davidson, thousands of people are constantly crushing on famous men, freshman Lucy Dehnert takes it upon...

Lucy Dehnert '26
May 9, 20232 min read


May Madness: The Class of 2023 Competes in a Series of Fights
After four years of debates and hypotheticals over winners, this New Roads senior finally decides on a champion. Disclaimer: The...
Marlee Turner '23
May 8, 20239 min read


Greetings From Gatlinburg
The observations of an L.A. teen visiting a deep-south National Park gateway town. My family and I went on vacation to Tennessee this...
Caroline Crain '23
May 8, 20234 min read


A Totally Non-Satirical Tour of the Neighborhood
The neighborhoods of Los Feliz and Silverlake offer multiple historic landmarks, as well as fun things to do. As summer approaches, many...
Dylan Nilsson '23
May 8, 20236 min read
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