Make America Kim Again: Why we should replace Donald Trump with Kim Jung Un

After numerous failures from the Trump Administration to help out the common folk, Americans need a real dictator who can truly represent the people of America: only one man can fill those shoes…

As we enter the second half of Trump’s term, we are observing an America that has fallen into disarray. As we look at the partisan divide, a war with Iran, and crushing tariffs that are destroying the American consumer, Americans deserve a real change; a new dictator. 

If we are gonna have a dictatorship, we need experience. We need the expertise. We need the intelligence. We need the Kim dynasty. 

Looking at the glorious success of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, we can see that the supreme leader we need is waiting for us just on the other side of the world: Kim Jong Un.

Now you ask, who is Kim Jung Un? According to CNK Network (Communist North Korean Network), glorious leader Kim Jong Un was born on the back of a unicorn as they glided on top of a rainbow. 

Carrying on the legacy of his late grandfather, Kim Il Sung, and his father, Kim Jong-il, Kim has led his nation of North Korea to great prosperity and success on the world stage. If he were to take over America, he would be the perfect leader. 

Trump constantly talks about how he’s going to bring back America to the good old days, bringing back America to a “Golden Time” in its history, where Americans were happy and at peace. 

However, this thinking is exactly why we need another dictator. We shouldn’t be reminiscing from a time that wasn’t even that great; we should focus on the future, to a glory greater than it has ever been.

Under the strong leadership and charismatic ideas of Kim, America would enter a new golden age of its history, never before seen. 

With Kim’s foreign policy successes, North Korea has been at peace for over 72 years. With American leaders such as Trump waging wars in the Middle East, constantly fighting for minuscule reasons, our glorious leader, Kim, would put an end to wars, as shown by his experience with foreign affairs. 

With the glorious peace deal that ended the barbaric war that the illegitimate South Korean government created, Kim has been able to stabilize the Korean battlefield, providing an internal deterrent from any Western aggression. 

So great is his IQ that he developed nuclear weapons with just his mere hands to deter any invasion from imperialist powers, according to CNK. While Kim has built hundreds of nukes, Trump has built none. 

Photo via CNK

This shows the realities of the Trump administration: despite being handed the arsenals to maintain peace, he still chose war. Kim built these nukes, and yet, kept his nation at peace.

Kim Jong Un also has an extremely high approval rating. With Trump’s minuscule 49.5% of the popular vote in his reelection, it shows the people have little trust in his dictatorship. He can’t even get any of his policies passed without the pesky Supreme Court getting in the way, even though they are all aligned with him! 

This pales in comparison to Kim’s approval, as he breezed through reelection with 100% results, symbolizing the immense trust that North Koreans have in his administration. The Supreme Court would know its place under the glorious reign of the Supreme Leader, with his leadership being backed by the people without exception.

Photo via CNK

Finally, the most important reason why Kim Jong Un would be the perfect president is that he is literally a god. According to the CNK, “[Kim Il Sung’s] birth was a divine event heralded by a double rainbow, a new star, and a swallow.”

Donald Trump is a mere mortal compared to the holy gloriousness of the Kim Dynasty. We have seen what a mortal can do, and now we’re ready to see what a god can do. Americans always say “God Save America”. Well, we definitely need a god to save us right now — a North Korean one.